Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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damnalltheasshol 0
o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Well, it IS false advertisement.
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Comments (252)
Cassidy_FML 8
i get how people are saying that its false advertisement, but people led her to doing that. im an itty bitty titty committee member, and i would never wear a wonderbra or anything, i embrace my little boobies. but guys are constantly making us girls feel badly for having a small chest. they make fun of us, or are less attracted to us. you boys are lucky we cant all see your junk and judge you on THAT size. its not like you can control it, but neither can we. give us a break.
MsAmber210 0
No1 made her buy the wonder bra. That was her choice
GraceKathryn97 0
Ok that is prolly one of the funniest things I've ever heard! Hahaha that's sucks for u but it made me laugh!:D
Grouse 5
that's actually pretty freaking hilarious
fromthesuck 8
I've always wondered... Why is it women are so offended by men's general "fixation" with breasts, yet constantly go out of their way to make em look bigger and nicer?
killerkiss92 8
A lot of the time women are not trying to look sexier for men but for other women because some women are horrible beasts that make fun of you at any time mostly about the waist or boob size
JPChiQYaya 0
lmao i just had to add this to my favorites.
sweettpie129 11
That is some funny shit
LilAngel606 5
or maybe it's call wonderdad
666xSYXXXx666 0
YDI, what did you think was going to happen??? That when you got a guy into bed and he took off your bra, the wonderbra would magically make your **** actually as big as it made them look??? I'm ashamed to even categorize myself into the same gender as people who share the same thought process as OP...
RazorbacksHogs13 0
Whoa!!! Wow?!?! Didnt know dads check their daughters out. Haha!!! Jp...jp(: bit still that's mean):
biggee531 7
Wearing a wonderbra is kind of like a guy stuffing a roll of toilet paper in his pants to make his package look bigger. It's a lose-lose scenario.