Animals: Cute

Cute

By eyesightfail - 21/11/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

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By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By TerribleAim - 12/10/2022 00:01

Today, I was trying to scare a squirrel away from my bird feeder. It was on my privacy fence, so I picked up a rock just to throw at the fence to startle it. I hit the squirrel in the head and he fell off on the other side. I don't know if he's okay or not. FML

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By Cherry - 11/02/2023 02:00

Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML

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By ghoul - 08/03/2011 11:32

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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By orilykid - 31/10/2012 17:23 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML

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By YOURMOM - 31/12/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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Laxloverr24 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 1:16

haha wow. why would you try to lure it with a pine cone?! sillly., squirrels like acorns. are you nuts?! haha get it? nuts...squirrels. uhh yeaaahh.

morgan_5230 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 1:13

You used a pine cone? Hahaha. That's actually really sad though! :(

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npk88 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 5:14

suirrels don't eat pinecones...they eat acorns. Wow you fail

rakhil11 7

Sunday 22 November 2009 5:37

squirrels pick the seeds out of pinecones and eat them.

mike101abc 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 7:11

I created an account JUST to tell you that that made my day by telling me there are bigger dumb asses out there than me :P

blastvortex 3

Sunday 22 November 2009 7:54

It's a good thing it was dead. Even if you tried to entice it with something it would never eat, it's just as likely to have attacked you if it didn't run away. Be thankful you didn't get bitten by a live squirrel instead. Honestly though, it's not like you were crouching there for half an hour either. Do you honestly expect sympathy for wasting two measly minutes? Give me a break. This is neither an FML nor a YDI.

beethoven_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 8:32

why did you try to entice it with a pine cone

gameoverman_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 12:31

Your life is average. Move on.

magicstars 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 13:18

funny bastard

PhillyFox 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 14:55

Why did you use a pinecone? Squirrels don't eat them.

diskdude13 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 15:45

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LMAO! that sucks hahaha thanks for making me lol!

Mx_Rider 6

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:54

hey, it wasnt dead it played dead. how so? the squirrel is smarter then you. it probably though oh noes here comes another dumbass who thinks he can lure me, yet again with a pinecone,silly humans squirrel 1 op 0