FML : Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend gave me a squeaky dog toy because "I don't know why, but it made me think of you." FML

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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend gave me a squeaky dog toy because "I don't know why, but it made me think of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rupture-imminente - / Wednesday 12 July 2017 21:00 / France

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By pjsr | 29

#7488516 - Wednesday 12 July 2017 09:28

Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.

By Glowworm56 | 19

#7488492 - Wednesday 12 July 2017 09:04

While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!

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By Glowworm56 | 19

#7488492 - Wednesday 12 July 2017 09:04

While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!

By pjsr | 29

#7488516 - Wednesday 12 July 2017 09:28

Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.

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Glowworm56 | 19

#7488774 - Thursday 13 July 2017 01:07

I was waiting for a comment like this.

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DavyJoe | 7

#7491517 - Friday 14 July 2017 03:09

"Why can't I get a girlfriend?"

By Regulate | 20

#7488542 - Wednesday 12 July 2017 09:53

....and I can't get a date....

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Lalala579121 | 25

#7488719 - Thursday 13 July 2017 12:24

Try submitting that as an FML.

By Clive Wakeham | 4

#7488740 - Thursday 13 July 2017 12:43

maybe you should change your sex position..

By Lebeaugars95 | 19

#7488875 - Thursday 13 July 2017 02:36

Bad bitch alert ??‍♂️

By Miss_Kate64 | 2

#7489146 - Thursday 13 July 2017 06:13

FYL, but at least your boyfriend remembered your birthday. I'm on day 8....

By Ervinator35 | 24

#7489394 - Thursday 13 July 2017 09:12

Seeing this today, my birthday, made me feel a little better. Haha, happy birthday (probs late but oh well)!

By Lobby_Bee | 13

#7489436 - Thursday 13 July 2017 09:43

Got it cause he loves you. Nobody buys their pet toys if they don't love them.

By ArbiterOfFML | 22

#7490746 - Friday 14 July 2017 03:23

He is calling you a squeaker. If you play COD ydi, if not fyl.

By Canadian0622 | 14

#7492301 - Saturday 15 July 2017 07:02

My boyfriend gave me a mechanical pencil and multiple used erasers for my birthday this year. He said "It's practical because you work all the time."

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