By rupture-imminente - 12/07/2017 21:00 - France
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While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!
Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.
I was waiting for a comment like this.
"Why can't I get a girlfriend?"
....and I can't get a date....
Try submitting that as an FML.
maybe you should change your sex position..
Seeing this today, my birthday, made me feel a little better. Haha, happy birthday (probs late but oh well)!
My boyfriend gave me a mechanical pencil and multiple used erasers for my birthday this year. He said "It's practical because you work all the time."
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Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.
While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!