By rupture-imminente - 12/07/2017 21:00 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend gave me a squeaky dog toy because "I don't know why, but it made me think of you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 007
You deserved it 417

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.

While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!

Comments

While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!

Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.

I was waiting for a comment like this.

"Why can't I get a girlfriend?"

....and I can't get a date....

Try submitting that as an FML.

maybe you should change your sex position..

Lebeaugars95 20

Bad bitch alert ??‍♂️

Miss_Kate64 2

FYL, but at least your boyfriend remembered your birthday. I'm on day 8....

Seeing this today, my birthday, made me feel a little better. Haha, happy birthday (probs late but oh well)!

Lobby_Bee 17

Got it cause he loves you. Nobody buys their pet toys if they don't love them.

ArbiterOfFML 24

He is calling you a squeaker. If you play COD ydi, if not fyl.

My boyfriend gave me a mechanical pencil and multiple used erasers for my birthday this year. He said "It's practical because you work all the time."