By rupture-imminente - 12/07/2017 21:00 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend gave me a squeaky dog toy because "I don't know why, but it made me think of you." FML
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pjsr 32

Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.

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Glowworm56 26

While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!

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Glowworm56 26

While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!

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pjsr 32

Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.

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Glowworm56 26

I was waiting for a comment like this.

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Clive Wakeham 7

maybe you should change your sex position..

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Lebeaugars95 20

Bad bitch alert ??‍♂️

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Miss_Kate64 2

FYL, but at least your boyfriend remembered your birthday. I'm on day 8....

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Ervinator35 25

Seeing this today, my birthday, made me feel a little better. Haha, happy birthday (probs late but oh well)!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Got it cause he loves you. Nobody buys their pet toys if they don't love them.

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ArbiterOfFML 24

He is calling you a squeaker. If you play COD ydi, if not fyl.

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Canadian0622 17

My boyfriend gave me a mechanical pencil and multiple used erasers for my birthday this year. He said "It's practical because you work all the time."

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