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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend gave me a squeaky dog toy because "I don't know why, but it made me think of you." FML
By rupture-imminente - /
Wednesday 12 July 2017 21:00 /
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pjsr
| 30
Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.
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Glowworm56
| 21
While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!
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Glowworm56
| 21
While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!
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pjsr
| 30
Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.
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Glowworm56
| 21
I was waiting for a comment like this.
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DavyJoe
| 7
"Why can't I get a girlfriend?"
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Regulate
| 21
....and I can't get a date....
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Lalala579121
| 27
Try submitting that as an FML.
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Clive Wakeham
| 6
maybe you should change your sex position..
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Lebeaugars95
| 19
Bad bitch alert ??♂️
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Miss_Kate64
| 2
FYL, but at least your boyfriend remembered your birthday. I'm on day 8....
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Ervinator35
| 24
Seeing this today, my birthday, made me feel a little better. Haha, happy birthday (probs late but oh well)!
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Lobby_Bee
| 15
Got it cause he loves you. Nobody buys their pet toys if they don't love them.
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ArbiterOfFML
| 23
He is calling you a squeaker. If you play COD ydi, if not fyl.
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Canadian0622
| 15
My boyfriend gave me a mechanical pencil and multiple used erasers for my birthday this year. He said "It's practical because you work all the time."
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