Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
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Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
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Fleur_fml 0
L-like a rocket... *can't stop laughing* Oh, god. I am sorry. I can only imagine what it was like stepping out of the bathroom.
holynemesis1208 3
sorry but thats real immature of them
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Comments (110)
SteveOsWifey 5
what the **** is wrong with this girls? its not like theyve never seen one before! man **** them dont worry about it OP (:
technicolourain1 0
well you weren't there In the stall with her, now were you? so how could you possibly know?
damn_sorry 0
FYL. one time i dropped my tampon and it rolled to the left stall and i realized this 10 seconds later after it went missing and i grabbed it, had a mini freak attack. and then realized the girl i hate most was in the stall.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
*vomits*
anniepie17 1
You'd think girls would be used to blood covered applicators...
Superman08 6
#9 you just made me laugh so hard with your comment hahahahaha
sweetpea5196 4
I agree. I was wondering how she could have shot the bloody tampon from her ******, which should not be in an applicator anyway, out of the stall.. As for the comment above, we don't have to be there to know that this seems pretty fake. Anyone with a ****** could understand that. I havent been able to unplunge a tampon with that much force..
MarielleWing 0
annwww that suucks
prettylucky 3
This post is old but still if anyone reads this...WTF. Hows it ignorant to be grossed out by the blood that is coming from someone else ******? I dont get why everyone said things like " OMG like they dont have periods" What does that matter? Im sure we all know that everyone ***** but does that mean it'd immature and ignorant to be grossed out if someones shit rolled over and hit your foot? Or even just rolled on into your stall?
doubleddun 9
That's why it's silly to use the applicators... Americans