Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
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Fleur_fml 0
L-like a rocket... *can't stop laughing* Oh, god. I am sorry. I can only imagine what it was like stepping out of the bathroom.
holynemesis1208 3
sorry but thats real immature of them
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Comments (110)
iSolDyourSouL 0
Have you ever heard of the phrase "too much information"? This would be it! Seriously, this is stuff you write in your little diary, not post on a friggen website!
mikesols 4
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KagamineLen_fml 0
so you were putting the new tampon in? how did the applicator fly out then? or did you misplace your hole and shot the tampon into the air?
AsiaTheMega123 1
That's gross
simpleplan239999 1
why would sshe get suspended?
ninjapwn 0
u should have smeared blood on ur wrists and opened the stall door and fall to the ground pretending to be dead
dookiedoo 0
you must be tight as hell
babyschmoo 13
this just means she's super tight and can barely keep anything in there
smurfsarwales 9
haha even ur name is southpark :) a rittle surprise?
Cocokacho 2
I actually laughed ridiculously hard because of this...