Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
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Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
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Fleur_fml 0
L-like a rocket... *can't stop laughing* Oh, god. I am sorry. I can only imagine what it was like stepping out of the bathroom.
holynemesis1208 3
sorry but thats real immature of them
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Comments (110)
shadow356 0
i probably would have screamed too from the shock...then i would have busted out laughing.
Cortney 0
That would be me. FYL
0_0 0
I don't see how this works because a tampon in the applicator is clean and not covered in blood.
xNephilim 19
I've never used an applicator before, but even I can figure out that it is actually bloody. You know, you APPLICATE it into your ****** to put the tampon into place, so naturally it's bloody, too.
Dr_Phil 0
HAHAHAHA ... like a rocket ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nathanzak 0
lmfao i was reading this at lunch with my friends.... only if i could tell you how much i was laughing lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooo
Dayen 0
exact same sentiments as #21. maybe you can try to avoid using the bathroom at school from now on or just go to the nurses office. and wow, screaming from high schoolers over a tampon in the bathroom? extreme.
meow_meow_fml 0
how did you lose control of the applicator?
asforoneday 0
Great imagery in your description, lol
hanamama 0
"and the rockets' red glare...!" lol. That's awful.
sugar_407 0
haahaahahahaha !
mfbabyyy 0
that totally sucks, but i cant actually see something like this happening.