Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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FernAdele 9
how did you not notice?
niiick97_fml 3
Ginger
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i_am_that_one 0
What the ****?? Omg what a fukin creep.
icic6772 0
Huh that's kinda weird
justanotherhuman 21
/sigh, I'll get letters for this... Dear OP, First and foremost, FYL- can not overstate this. This is an FML that I place in the *definitive* FYL department. Golden. Now... is she creepy *because* of her actions, or were her actions just another creepy thing you expected from 'creepy girl'? It's unfair to just throw a blatant freak label onto someone because of simple social ineptitude; social anxiety is a part of human nature. We *all* have it to some degree, and people simply express it differently. Encountered faaaaaar too many diamonds in the rough by straight up forgoing my perception of someone's emotional maturity level, based on my perception of their ability to interact. Granted, there are just as many... genuinely broken individuals- but I ask how this is any different from hotties that at least *seem* normal but are emotional roller-coasters? Explain domestic abuse in this context, please! Long story short, annnnd here's where I deserve it: if she genuinely disturbs you, I sincerely hope you did more about altering your situation than posting online. It would be fair to acknowledge there are those of us that simply can't *handle* certain types of people. I mean, we're all suffering in our own way to some degree, yeah? /d-bagwink
JamesRay 3
I agree dude. I being an unusual person myself think that weird people are far more interesting than those who would describe them as being weird.
ahmedd_fml 4
Are you serious? really? get over yourself. Unless you're the girl in the FML, why the hell are you writing a wall of text over this? read it and move on LOL
justanotherhuman 21
ugh but ahmedd, you don't know what it's like to be able to cast "wall of text"! It's empowering! Like... being able to laugh at my own jokes or statements, and it actually putting people at ease and/or validating my own theories, or... using the internet to communicate to people how terrible the internet is! Like ending a sentence with a preposition! It's CAPSGREAT!
hercs95 0
A girl sitting next to once told me I was cute And shortly after said to me " I wanna **** you" O_O
cheetahcake19 0
You should totally ask her out. Lol
luv_IXVIIIX 1
that would be me (O_O)*
good41thing198 7
You deserved it because you're a Ginger, aren't you?
Tiffaniee_fml 2
omg. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL im dying. sry.
Encutielucie 6
You call her creepy just because she does told you what anyone else would do but not say because they think it would be wierd ... What is not "noraml" is always creepy then, I prefer to be creepy.
kitsune3 20
Someone who can't spell the word "normal" properly shouldn't be judging others.
Encutielucie 6
because she told you* sorry