Love: Creeped out

Creeped out

By bezoar10 - 04/04/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Mom of the year

By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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Brilliant

By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By kill me - 20/06/2017 04:00

Today, while serving at my restaurant, a mother acted as a wing-woman for her son by insisting I read a note he'd written, asking for my number. I had to awkwardly reject the guy in front of his entire family, before having to keep serving them for another hour. FML

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By TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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What are the odds?

By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

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hpnerd 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:42

Yeah.. requesting the cute waiter is creepy. YDI.

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

well dont make it so obvious and act like a creeper.

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nomadxx7 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:49

These stories remind me of the SNL skit - Sexual Harassment and You (http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/bluesound/?action=view&current=SNL-SexualHarassment.flv) Basically the premise is... if you're going to stare/request him, you need to be at least as good looking if not better to the cute (insert person here) in question. Otherwise it's creepy. Honestly if Angelina Jolie was staring at the cute waiter I'm sure it would be a compliment and the waiter would gladly take care of her. Unfortunately the OP seems to be batting out of her league or the other waiter is just a douchebag.

Anteezy 7

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:44

Aye this is true, if you are at least equally or better looking than the person, somehow it's is less creepy. Think about it, you wouldn't want to be followed by a homeless looking guy, but if an extremely good looking guy did it you would most likely be flattered by his interest.

Anony_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:49

#8 - I'm sure #4 was talking about the right FML. She probably stared at him all the time while she was eating her food.

dammn 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:50

thats ****** .

cyberhoy 3

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:52

no 8 i was talking about this one she must be starring at the guy if he thinks she's a creep

neonoodle 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:53

#10: WTF=WHAT The ****. You can't change an established acronym whenever you please.

xp0sed 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:56

Who requests a waiter? Weird.

SandyKinns 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:04

A lot of people, actually.

amy_shmamy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:56

rofl

megabytes101 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:59

lol you suck.

jabbaundead 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:00

hahaha, me and my friend have a favorite waiter at a restaurant who we think is hot. we don't request him but we leave an abnormally large tip. hey, hot people should enjoy the benefits of their attractiveness, i'm sure it looks good to the boss if he gets requested by people. and if this waiter is all that hot he should be used to girls reacting to him in that way :)