Birthday, Deez Nuts and Kids: Counterstrike

Counterstrike

By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 05:40 - United States

Today, I took my 8 year-old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child, and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML

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By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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By xoVioLoveox - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was babysitting an eleven year old boy. He decided we should play with nerf guns with velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck on his pants wiggling for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML

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By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

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By LGraham - 16/06/2020 20:08

Today, my nephew kicked me in the balls, again! And he got me fair and square this time. It's the fourth time he's got me in the balls since the pandemic started. I have to put my groin guard from college on and teach him a lesson because he won't listen and he's 12, so he knows what he's doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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You did ask…

By Anonymous - 01/05/2012 00:22 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

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By just me - 13/05/2012 18:54 - Germany - Overath

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 18:01

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew, who told me he learned about fire safety today. I asked him what he'd do if there was a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell over, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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By dad - 28/04/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML

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lainzilla 14

Saturday 30 January 2010 13:42

That isn't how you play laser tag?

chasin_butterfli 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 12:21

Did you at least get to shoot the little turd?

Comments

foodlover123 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:15

I adree with #7 Y didn't u tell them how 2 play u soooo stupid dumb ass

ferdte 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:23

I'm sure he knew the rules perfectly :)

foodlover123 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:01

ok well he might have it's either that or u must be ******* bad uncle!!

stormin972 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 2:39

You've probably got away with something in your past that caught up with you. YDI

jayjay777 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:55

YDI, for not liking Laser Tag :p

sabrinaacrow 26

Tuesday 23 April 2013 22:43

Who doesn't like laser tag?!

pauiel 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:04

bayonet

jack_peters 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:00

hahaha you got kicked in the balls

AznWaffle8 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 7:25

I have a friend who would do that. Then he would stomp on my chest while I was on the ground and shout "I WILL WIN!" He's older than you think.

metazoanhaddock 11

Sunday 31 January 2010 8:14

it's Star Wars!!!!!!

pischrena 1

Sunday 31 January 2010 11:44

you're a ******. YDI

fleshandbone 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:09

kids are so F**king stupid.

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