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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

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By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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Sorry

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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By pittmanw - 18/07/2016 02:54 - United States - Jackson

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

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By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Spicy

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:22

"...and your girlfriend" Sorry to hear that OP, cheaters are the worst!

XlDeathshadowXl 13

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:23

You should of told them that you poked holes in all of them, and that she will be stuck with him now forever. Sorry man, that sucks.

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krimming 8

Friday 24 October 2014 2:34

kick her to the curb!!

am_bugg 20

Friday 24 October 2014 2:36

Maybe he didn't know she was your girlfriend? She could've lied and said you were her brother or something Like that. Or I'm just making up excuses because I really don't want to believe he's that stupid.

AfroSamurai3000 9

Friday 24 October 2014 2:43

Atleast he was a gentlemen and apologised for using something that you bought

K40RU 11

Friday 24 October 2014 3:00

FYL OP. You deserve better than that.

ostfaiz 18

Friday 24 October 2014 4:05

Tell him no worries for borrowing and he can keep it along with the pussy

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 24 October 2014 5:02

It sounded like he at least planned on giving them back.

edog55555 14

Friday 24 October 2014 6:36

I've been on here for reading but this mite be the funniest thing!!!!

AshOfPalletTown 12

Friday 24 October 2014 7:25

I honestly don't get the point of cheating ,its dumb.

DarkArbiter5555 10

Friday 24 October 2014 13:21

Before or after you broke the night stand over his head?

keeks46 12

Friday 24 October 2014 17:46

You could punch him and dump your girlfriend.

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