Sex and Intimacy: Considerate - FML

Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

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By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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Sorry

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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By pittmanw - 18/07/2016 02:54 - United States - Jackson

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Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

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By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Spicy

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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Top comments

GigaPudding_fml 24

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:22

"...and your girlfriend" Sorry to hear that OP, cheaters are the worst!

XlDeathshadowXl 13

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:23

You should of told them that you poked holes in all of them, and that she will be stuck with him now forever. Sorry man, that sucks.

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BDA_fml 5

Friday 24 October 2014 18:13

Should of told him "it's a good thing you used a condom cause that bitch has a nasty disease!"

AGames 7

Friday 24 October 2014 18:55

More like he borrowed ur girlfriend

Saxesmaster 5

Friday 24 October 2014 22:23

I would of lost my chips if he even opened his mouth.... Op must have some real self control lol

StayatHomeSon 9

Saturday 25 October 2014 0:19

Did you at least whoop the dude?

nikmiester 7

Saturday 25 October 2014 11:24

The guy had the balls to actually say that to you? Respect man

sylverdrag_fml 9

Saturday 25 October 2014 12:45

Pro tip: don't ask to get your condoms back.

sdroze1389 31

Saturday 25 October 2014 13:53

it's strange how some people hold certain principles above others

Smiley_70 22

Saturday 25 October 2014 14:46

Sorry OP. Should have said do not care about the rubber but my lady though I do mind about

Dcm210 19

Saturday 25 October 2014 15:32

At least you didn't have to go through strange behavior and weird moods and such.

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 25 October 2014 22:03

two options. 1. at the time, just tell the dude to flip over so you can join in a threeway 2. while she is otherwise occupied, pack up her stuff and either have it waiting for her at the door, or on the front lawn.

EpicCrazyBitch 12

Sunday 15 March 2015 16:28

I like option #1

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