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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

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Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

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By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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Sorry

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

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Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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By pittmanw - 18/07/2016 02:54 - United States - Jackson

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Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

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By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

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Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:22

"...and your girlfriend" Sorry to hear that OP, cheaters are the worst!

XlDeathshadowXl 13

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:23

You should of told them that you poked holes in all of them, and that she will be stuck with him now forever. Sorry man, that sucks.

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DianaFrances411 13

Thursday 23 October 2014 20:02

Sorry OP that's awful to hear. I'm sure you'll find someone who loves you and wouldn't dare cheat on you. I think it's best to just let your girlfriend go. Cheaters will be cheaters.

WasabiMars 21

Thursday 23 October 2014 21:07

Once a cheater, always a cheater. You know what to do OP. :)

yerrkiddingme 2

Thursday 23 October 2014 22:06

Did you get a big stick and beat him with it??

cna1216 15

Thursday 23 October 2014 22:15

Borrowed?

MiLM 37

Thursday 23 October 2014 22:34

"...Oh, the girl? Well, what did you expect? I needed to do SOMETHING with those condoms!"

katachristic 19

Thursday 23 October 2014 22:39

I'm sorry, but "borrowed" implies that you intend to return them... Nah, you keep em bro.

ashley_mm 11

Thursday 23 October 2014 23:04

Oh damn!

demonfacee 14

Thursday 23 October 2014 23:12

You know what? Your girlfriend is better off being a prostitute than being your girlfriend. The guy needs to at least bring his own condoms. FYL.

c0untblah 4

Thursday 23 October 2014 23:35

"And so I pummeled him into the ground".... Is how this should have ended.

tessaangela 11

Thursday 23 October 2014 23:57

"Borrowed" righttt... sorry about that man! cheaters suck!

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