Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Bear_fml 0
Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...
ATchick_08 0
Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao
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Comments (174)
nickfraxer 0
Zing!
WolfAttac 0
deserved it OP
cableguyfml 0
Hahahaha u deserve it fottlmao
ChiPandaNeko 0
In a way you deserve it but he's an ass for doing other chicks
camogirl 0
Nice come back boyfriend
CrazyBells420 2
Well...your both f***ing idiots xD congrats nya
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How does OP possibly deserve this? Maybe her husband gave her a reason to say that. Saying she's faking her orgasms, which might be true and her husband needs to please her more, is no reason for him to be screwing three other girls.
Dilwann 27
Faking orgasms is a YDI. If I'm not pleased in bed, my bf knows. No need to act like you had the time of your life, and have bad sex dragged out.
Orchard 33
Annnddddd the relationship is over! It's amazing what truth will come out in the heat of the moment. To this day I don't know if my husband had a homosexual relationship with one of his "friends" or not because we were fighting when he said he did. Just because you said he's never given you an ****** is no excuse for him to say he's been ******* around with three other girls. FYL
hopsternak 13
He's a prick he is the kind of guy who will never be happy
wiseKat99 13
YDI. Both of you