Come on!

By prochainefois - 31/01/2014 21:05 - France - Paris

Spicy
Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Come on Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 440
You deserved it 6 927
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

MrPortalFan 21

You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

509 4
Catkam623 27

I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

225 6

Comments

nrwl_30 17

A man can pretend he's a virgin again...so, pretend like it's your first time... and put some gusto into it!

0 1
darryaz 9

I had the same problem with my ex-wife and the kid across the street having the same name. I was constantly cussing my ex out so the kid across the street was terrified of me.

1 4
thefastnfuryass 14

What a hilarious correlation. Your neighbor's kid must have been learning how to ride a bicycle while you were learning how to have sex :)

1 0
my2centsworth 15

You can do it, Nicky!!!

0 0
MurphyGallagher 18

Well that's awkward... That's the moment when she should have blown you to get you back in the mood...

1 1
t9mike 3

I know your first time is exciting but you didn't have to tell you neighbor beforehand

3 0
Instinctz_ONLY 4

A virgin and still couldn't finish? Impressive.

1 0