Forever Alone

By cacheson - 02/03/2020 12:07

Today, I finally felt the inspiration to write creatively again. I worked for an hour on a character concept before I realized I'd actually created an imaginary sister/best friend for myself because I’m so lonely. FML

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P DarklyKira 14

Monday 2 March 2020 12:19

I know. I created an imaginary best friend for 6 years now. It sucks but I somehow I feel less lonely until I realise he is imaginary

kthulu 1

Monday 2 March 2020 22:36

all good art comes from suffering, you got a head start, use it! (I've written 3 books I suffer a lot)

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P DarklyKira 14

Monday 2 March 2020 12:19

I know. I created an imaginary best friend for 6 years now. It sucks but I somehow I feel less lonely until I realise he is imaginary

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 2 March 2020 17:50

Get a dog. They are real and want to be your friend...with benefits. And in this case, "benefits" means food and shelter.

Gubbon 8

Tuesday 3 March 2020 18:30

The dog gives him shelter?

kthulu 1

Monday 2 March 2020 22:36

all good art comes from suffering, you got a head start, use it! (I've written 3 books I suffer a lot)

WistayShlaio82 13

Tuesday 3 March 2020 4:01

Things sure have changed since I was a kid

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Tuesday 3 March 2020 20:10

I’ll be your friend. Hit me up

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