Work, Poopoo peepee, Cats and Awkward: Stank face - FML

Stank face

By Tour guide for a day - 02/12/2023 04:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I attended a virtual meeting. When I went to grab a coffee during a break, for some reason took my laptop with me, got distracted by my cat taking a stinky dump, so my coworkers got an unplanned tour of his litter box while I scooped it all up. FML

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Saturday 2 December 2023 22:56

On the bright side, you made the meeting memorable!

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Saturday 2 December 2023 22:56

On the bright side, you made the meeting memorable!

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