cpmolly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Omaha, United States
Classic FML
Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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Micayla 12
How could you not feel her boobs..?
yankfan89 27
That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.
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Comments (128)
evan_7899 28
Not the breast impression to make
Alihb 16
I love how you can make the same joke twice and make it work.
evan_7899 28
Ya I posted this first and saw the other post after and just went for it, same pun, different context
lmbachman 23
How do you hold someone's hand and rub their chest without looking at them?? Very confused.
chinchily 12
I thought the same, except I see the holding hands. But how does one reach all the way behind them to rub someone's chest?
mzdaisylynn 12
Maybe rubbed her back on the woman's chest?
Wizardo 34
I find looking around before you do anything to be very helpful...
goose12321 11
I don't get how she can rub the chest of someone standing behind her WITHOUT turning around?? Arms don't work that way. So if she did have to turn around then why didn't she notice who she was feeling up?
confusedAsFuck 34
why would you rub his chest?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I have no clue why but your profile picture and username + your comment cracked me up.
Sarahandlucas 9
I rub my boyfriends chest all the time. There isn't a reason I do it I just do.
hopsinlove17 26
^ "I don't always rub my boyfriends chest, but when I do, I do it." *strokes chin*
mangoboy1 19
I think it's kinda hot. I love it when a girl puts her hand on my chest. Oh wait, I don't know that feel. Never had a girlfriend crew checking in.
Chikiriwak 17
Mustve been a pleasent sight for some
gracehi 33
You're lucky she was so polite about it. It could have been much worse.
ajgraham06 5
Line for what?!
hopsinlove17 26
Why does it matter?!
starile 20
But we're dying to know!! Welfare registration? Movies? Unemployment line? The possibilities are endless!
ChawanKiti 15
Does your boyfriend have boobs, op?
The_Paladin 16
awkward... I guess you'll look before touching next time. good thing she was polite.
shellzy 20
Rubbing his chest while he's behind you? That sounds really awkward.