cpmolly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Omaha, United States
Classic FML
Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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Micayla 12
How could you not feel her boobs..?
yankfan89 27
That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.
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Comments (128)
Micayla 12
How could you not feel her boobs..?
sexualbbw 4
Maybe she was flat chested?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Or her boyfriend also had boobs
Arrow44 10
Or maybe OP also mistook her for a very feminine man.
perdix 31
#11, we prefer the term "moobs," . . . er, I mean those guys with man-boobs do!
Snazzy_Snaz 17
This fml could've been way worse if the person OP touched was an old granny...>_
Silentcrafter11 13
It may have been a girl who hadn't started growing boobs yet
Pinkgal123 24
IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE A WOMAN. IT SAID MA'AM PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME! Not I'm a ma'am!
Pinkgal123 24
Oops I didn't see that.
reflexion213 11
Flat chest
militarybrat 21
A female voice. Go read it again
leeburns 5
Forget how she didn't feel the boobs how did she rub someone's chest behind her without turning around???
Neyuu 18
Pinkgal, are you a ma'am?
ShyAnn29 15
102, maybe she's magic and her arm can rotate.
grewal_cutie 8
Or she had stepped back and was looking straight ahead
thatssomia 12
how did you NOT look? like if ur gonna rub his chestnyou don't stand in front and rub it backwards ...
thatssomia 12
Though the woman did take it pretty well considering a stranger was rubbing her boobs
whycantisignup 24
#36 I prefer mreasts.
yankfan89 27
That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.
Koppol 15
I have a feeling if it were me in her place, more words would've been exchanged, consider yourself lucky OP that she didn't start yelling about sexual harassment.
evan_7899 28
Or in OP's situation just check, blindly touching especially in public and on that area is a big no.
Zebediabolical 45
Grabbing someone's boobs without their consent is past sexual harassment. And is well into the range of sexual assault. Fortunately for OP the accidental victim seems to be cool about it.
_duchess 3
I'm pretty sure most if not all of the details in this are fabricated but if true I HIGHLY doubt a court would convict a woman for touching another woman's breast due to a misunderstanding.
ariiewilliams 17
Well that got awkward.
evan_7899 28
Certainly not the breast part of her day
IAmJad 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Either she has a flat chest or your boyfriend is overweight. YDI
j_729 18
How does that make it her fault?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Don't you know that when some stranger is flat chested it's all your fault? You're supposed to give some of your boob to their boob. That's just common knowledge..
MisterEx 28
#4 ikr? Like omg, ummm like tots last year rite? Imagine if she doesn't have thigh gap either. Eww right?
botanistjessica 24
I have no idea what you're going for with this comment, 79.
lyssgross 16
It's called sarcasm, but since you obviously live under a rock then you might misread it.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
What's your problem with rock people? At least our houses are solid, unlike your hollowed out homes. One point for the rock people, and zero for the homies.
IAmJad 18
She needs to pay more attention.
_duchess 3
Accidentally thumbed up this but 79 was being sarcastic, not sure how people mistook that..
ArgentumAurum 24
87, you say you can be a grammar nazi on your profile, yet you spell nazi with a t before the z.
thrifting 18
Get out of my bubble!
ThePaul007 14
Woah. That's so awkward.
aedar 16
if you didnt notice she was a woman then its more of a FHL
UnluckyGenius 21
Situational awareness must be improved.
thehumanlyhuman 7
And OP's boyfriend was doing what while this happened...?
RedPillSucks 33
The same thing
FitForFun 11
It's almost like you can feel the awkward, oh wait you could.
jdawg35527 8
wow she must have had small boobs if you couldn't feel the difference