cpmolly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Omaha, United States
Classic FML
Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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Micayla 12
How could you not feel her boobs..?
yankfan89 27
That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.
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Comments (128)
jamnglamgirlie 17
How did you touch her chest when she was behind you?
TheFantasticMuse 8
How do you rub someone's chest behind you? I've been mulling over this and my hands just don't bend that way.
sassy2085 16
YDI never touch someone without looking first. The worst I have done is talk to someone I thought was still behind me.
mattrd_fml 31
you shouldnt be doing that in line in the first place. its rude and inconsiderate. ydi
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
At least you didn't put your hand down 'his' pants.
RaeNiece1 15
I'm So Confused About This Story...
justmeCee 16
I think your lucky that you didn't get a huge smack for that. Be aware of your surroundings, and always double check that you have the right person before groping in a crowd. YDI
marulicko 19
...where was your boyfriend then?? :S
katnissmellark_fml 15
why would you do that in line? seriously. YDI
gimmicksz 9
I just wanna know...where did your boyfriend go?? Lol