cpmolly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Omaha, United States
Classic FML
Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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Micayla 12
How could you not feel her boobs..?
yankfan89 27
That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.
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Comments (128)
neverfamous 13
She must have had a flat chest.
1982isawesome 8
or her bf has moobs :)
perdix 31
You obviously need to improve your moob/boob fondling technique. Getting groped in a line makes that whole "price check" routine bearable, even pleasurable.
starile 20
The gropings I get in line are the only way the pressures of check-out lines get me to chillax.
onorexveritas 24
F her life. being groped by a stranger? not cool
kalbrek009 20
Your bf doesn't have really soft petite hands and man boobs does he, or did she have large hand & nearly no boobs? Not sure how you couldn't tell.
unlucky_lucy 17
Was she flat chested or is your boyfriend just that big?
ArianaLuvU 14
S look
noelasis94 18
And Jim Morrison said come on come on now touch me baby.
graceinsheepwear 34
Can't you see that I am not...your boyfriend.
flashback_fml 14
Does your boyfriend have boobs?
Jellobomb 5
You really need to get tit under control...
FaithlessGod 10
That must have been really awkward, for both of you! FYL