Classic FML

By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha

Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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Top comments

That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.

Comments

Ma'am? I wonder how old you are OP.. I was taught that a ma'am (madam) is a more mature lady who is well respected and refined... Perhaps a subtle insult?

Ins0mau 20

They call all women ma'am in America.

Ok, fair enough. I'm in Australia & calling a woman ma'am is used when showing respect to an elder.

Maybe OP went for the spoon-snuggle in line, forcing the woman into the big spoon position, rubbing the woman's chest with get back. Her boyfriend could have seen but thought she was just standing too close, not noticing her trying to hold her hands. Kind of understandable, assuming that's what happened.

APPLEZACKS 9

Well where was your boyfriend?

All those comments and no one actually realised that her BF escaped lol

"Rubbing" his chest ? I'm wondering how u didn't even feel her boobs and obviously noticed it wasn't ur bf..

Maybe she didn't rub her chest, maybe she accidentally held her hand while rubbing her boyfriends chest..

hntandjlt 8

I bet that was embarrassing.

look before you leap.. or touch. hope it wasn't too awkward th me rest of the time you were standing there.