cpmolly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Omaha, United States
Classic FML
Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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Micayla 12
How could you not feel her boobs..?
yankfan89 27
That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.
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Comments (128)
jay120 5
She posted a fml in her pov. & she said she is really flat chested. If only i can comment pics.
micvilla36 2
i think she wouldve stopped you when you held her hand and yer boyfreind probably would have told you i dont believe it
acrasia 5
Woah, woah.. Too much PDA.
Inked0803 12
This is why you double triple check who is behind you
xTrepidation 14
OP held her hand first...how did it not feel completely different and feminine. I would think that would have been a red flag to check before some chest rubbin.
Trish01 23
And why did the stranger allow OP to continue holding her hand? That's strange.
cutycat136 28
Am I the only one that's wondering what her boyfriend thought about all of this???
Eivana 37
Why do people just... NOT look?
HannaBeech 12
How do you hold someone's hand and rub their chest while they're behind you, and not notice their boobs and probably softer, smaller hands?
kaykay2922 11
I don't get it
RedPillSucks 33
How come I'm never in these lines?