cpmolly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Omaha, United States
Classic FML
Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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Micayla 12
How could you not feel her boobs..?
yankfan89 27
That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.
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Comments (128)
crazytwinsmom 25
OP needs to stay abreast of her surroundings.
HannaBeech 12
I'm sorry, but what does OP mean? I see it everywhere and have no idea what it stands for hah
littlekellilee 45
Original Poster. The one who wrote the FML, in this case.
awkwardturtl3 3
it'll be more awkward if the girl being groped didn't say anything until the op notices..
Franniee_ 17
How did you not notice it was a woman ?
worldclassrager 41
I take it he stepped out for a minute...that's just a bit awkward...I take it you went for his hand first...and then noticed when you went for the chest...
Sarairwin49 22
that awkward moment..
Bacontree 14
How do you rub someone's chest from behind?
Epikouros 32
She could have been facing sideways, with her head turned towards the cash register, or whatever they were waiting for.
SarMarJo 17
At least she said please?
judea95 16
I'm trying to imagine how it is possible to run someone's chest who's behind you but also not turn around. OP you have some very peculiar bending arms
jayjay76 5
atleast she didn't resolved to hitting you for that...
notme444 8
How did you rub her chest if she was behind you? Like I can't imagine this at all