Love: Cheers

Cheers

By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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hsnorthjonathan 6

Monday 10 October 2011 18:52

Smart boyfriend.

nalia18 8

Monday 10 October 2011 18:50

Wow... Lazzzyyy

Comments

NateDosa19 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:37

Classic asshole...

judasxoxo 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:45

lmao

racq1999 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 7:17

Lazzy assss! What a man!:/

roxi_backwards 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 10:39

Date the bear

UbeenKAKed 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 9:38

The stuffed animal is for his other girlfriend. But thanks for carrying it all day!

whitedw 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:33

speaking of delegating duties Hahaha

darthrawn 0

Friday 14 October 2011 9:49

Shouldn't he be your ex boyfriend at this point ?

kurdkilla615 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 23:26

Hahahahaha lmao

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 21 December 2011 7:43

I fail to see how OP possibly deserves this. Her boyfriend made her carry around a giant stuffed animal that she assumed he won for her, which any normal boyfriend would have done. He's an immature, selfish idiot for wanting it back.