Well, red and orange go well together.

Des is ja amoi scheisse...

Wow, you're eclipse colors. Do people have to wear funny glasses to look at you?

You deserve it for not tracking your period.

It can be extremely difficult to perfectly track a period. Even when you do get the signs and symptoms, it sometimes doesn't come until a few days later--or sometimes even a week.

I've always tracked my period, but that doesn't mean it didn't catch me by surprise sometimes. Periods can be irregular.

Do you now have a trail of not orange from the blood running down your legs?

It could've been worse if you sprayed back.

This summer was and still is hot and sunny in Austria, so why are you spray tanning?

That's exactly when someone would spray tan. They may want to a tan when showing skin in summer clothes, and not want to be risking skin cancer, and/or they could be naturally really pale and unable to tan.

So? We're you spray tanning nude? I thought you wore a skimpy bikini to do that.