Dogs and Animals: Checks out

Checks out

By Asirual - 02/05/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15-minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

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By StudMuffinette - 18/07/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

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The Rainbow Bridge

By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

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By dogbreederssuck - 03/02/2015 15:26 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML

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Doghouse

By Krissi - 21/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I was late for a video conference with my boss. As I frantically tried to fix my messy hair, my dog thought it was the perfect time to play fetch. I ended up joining the meeting with a squeaky toy in hand and an appearance that would make a scarecrow look put together. My boss found it hilarious, but I'm pretty sure my career aspirations are now in the doghouse. FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Treats For Days - 19/07/2013 13:54 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML

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Beggars can be choosers

By Rebecca Palermo - 14/12/2020 11:03

Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML

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By anonya - 28/08/2012 04:43 - United States - Madera

Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

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amberita28 0

Monday 2 May 2011 22:58

So you had a whole 15 minute conversation about your pet grooming business and you didn't bother asking her any questions? Especially important ones like, "So, what kind of dog do you own?"

10_4Franky 0

Monday 2 May 2011 22:58

At least she was polite and let you finish your spiel. She wasn't being a bitch.

Comments

coldspider3 6

Monday 2 May 2011 23:10

now all u gotta do is convince her to get a dog :)

PassTheDutch 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:13

thats what I was wondering.

tabby312 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:15

haha itS funny how she was listening to that the whole time

kaileigh10 2

Monday 2 May 2011 23:19

Next time your opening line should be, "Do u have a dog?" You deserved it

GobStopper21 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:33

ur pic is ridic

rocketeer_97 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 9:12

ridic...?

missy76518 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:21

solicitors never listen to begin with. Then when u say no. they still blabbing and talking. ask would u like to learn about my grooming business before blabbing on. if all asked there would be a yes or no and in and out that quick!

LibraLove 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:23

she probably just wanted to hear how good u were st your speech that's all.

franniedottp 8

Monday 2 May 2011 23:23

because in the dog grooming business, they need to know exactly the length of your dogs hair/fur so they can fix it up to a precise perfection? I have no idea. I'm confused about this FML...

instantmusic 4

Monday 2 May 2011 23:35

It doesn't sound like a very good spiel if you didnt at least get that little piece information from them. You should have simply engaged in a light, simple, informative conversation that seamlessly weaved in the information from your "speech" in. Even if she doesnt have a dog, its good to get the word out, and appearing more organic in your approach might be the difference between "Ah, well this nice dog groomer just opened shop, I was talking to her earlier, she seems really nice." and "Theres this new dog groomer that just opened shop...she seems really stuck up and weird."