Awkward, Parents and Anger issues: Cereal killer

Cereal killer

By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 18:40 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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HOW COULD YOU?

By mylifesuckssss - 09/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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Sabotage!

By WTF - 12/10/2012 23:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML

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By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 12:41 - United States

Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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By KasSmoke - 30/09/2014 02:13 - United States - Justin

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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Caring

By Anonymous - 18/03/2020 08:09

Today, I was rummaging about in the pantry. When I turned to walk away, the heavy pantry door fell off, struck me in the back of the head, and the wood surrounding the doorknob cracked. When my mom came home, she accused me of "property damage." FML

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Sunday 27 October 2013 2:25

The Cheerios sent a message back. It says oooooo.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:39

Wow, who pissed in her Cheerios? What, too soon?

Comments

LittleSushi_fml 13

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:01

You can't hide from cheerios.

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:07

Maybe she's missing the Honey Nut.

Kriositivity 7

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:21

Damn those Cheerios, they're not like Weeta-Bix.

Crystal55621 19

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:23

You're that one person in horror movies who always falls when they're trying to get away.

kaitlynanne33 5

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:24

sounds like someone's having they're monthly visit from Mother Nature

Robbieisadowg 16

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:41

I know from experience, NEVER joke about periods.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 27 October 2013 6:16

Cussing out Cheeros? That should be illegal....

Huddisher 10

Monday 28 October 2013 2:07

Tourettes mom

Brak_Spaceman 19

Monday 28 October 2013 17:22

You shouldn't sneak around.

Eminemfan7 6

Wednesday 30 October 2013 5:15

Haha I can just imagine you slowly backing out...

leloxive 4

Wednesday 30 October 2013 22:00

Lol, guess it's time to switch cereal brands.

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