Celebrate good times come on!

By badplacerightnow - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - Frisco

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Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML
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pureportedpear 27

Look on the bright side, you are atleast not getting an unwanted child...

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rockbandaddict85 22

time to replace it, most likely gone bad, no longer effective. on another note, it sucks that's it's been at least a year since you saw any action. sorry op :(

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kalbrek009 20

Time to toss it, get some new ones & DON'T carry them in your pocket unless you've got some kind of container to keep it in...they tend to wear out & fail when kept like that...just be glad that you hadn't used it within the last 11 months or you could have been looking at an std or a child before you're ready to be a parent.

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missblove 17

What about the clearly filthy pocket it was found in, hm? haha

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NeoCarmik 9

You should by it a perfect cake and let your dogs ass crush it

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nikmiester 7

Maybe you should celebrate .......alone!

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Blah123459876 3

got you beat by alot there op 1 year isn't %÷=#

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