Cars and Transportation: Caught

Caught

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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You deserved it 1 940

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 274

You deserved it 886

By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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You deserved it 60 781

It's mine now

By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 20:00

Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML

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You deserved it 138

Property is theft

By mu5icadd1ct - 08/07/2016 13:22

Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 656

You deserved it 901

By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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You deserved it 45 706

Busted

By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 496

Reported

By bubblzzz - 21/06/2019 16:01

Today, my father called the cops saying I stole his car. It's my car, but his name is on the title. Why did he report it stolen? Because rather than taking him to a bar and being his designated driver, I went to a job interview. FML

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You deserved it 142

Busted

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

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You deserved it 9 086

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By Soon to be felon - 03/07/2023 22:00

Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML

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You deserved it 1 641

Snitches get bitches

By Innocent - 18/08/2016 23:03 - New Zealand

Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML

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You deserved it 1 234

Tommy214 20

Saturday 15 August 2015 0:25

that's her fault, technically she did steal ot saying that she never had it

mattiscg 22

Saturday 15 August 2015 0:25

this is my why im glad im a only child

Comments

coler_27 11

Saturday 15 August 2015 0:32

They need a "she deserved it" option

aedar 16

Saturday 15 August 2015 0:32

Considering where you're from this doesn't look like that big of a problem. Good luck whichever side you support, greetings from your former neighbour (not neighbours since 1.1.1993) let's see how many people figure it out :)

SalsaVerdeDonut 22

Saturday 15 August 2015 18:58

Dude, this is FML not history class. Nobody cares or has the patience to figure it out.

bapbap_fml 15

Saturday 15 August 2015 19:41

Having your car stolen is still a problem no matter where you live. If you live in an area of conflict it may be an even bigger issue if you need to leave the area for your own safety at some point and your vehicle is missing.

XxDanno316xX 27

Saturday 15 August 2015 0:32

I think it's time for a hiding spot for your spare keys. Fyl op

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 15 August 2015 0:36

Why would she lie about it?

SPN_lover666 27

Saturday 15 August 2015 0:48

Because OP's sister is an asshole. Sometimes there isn't a reason for it

VeganVampyre 26

Saturday 15 August 2015 18:46

No, there's a reason. The reason is that she stole OP's car and didn't want to admit it and get in trouble. Just like any small child breaking the rules.