Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, my father called the cops saying I stole his car. It's my car, but his name is on the title. Why did he report it stolen? Because rather than taking him to a bar and being his designated driver, I went to a job interview. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
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Top comments
Tommy214 20
that's her fault, technically she did steal ot saying that she never had it
mattiscg 22
this is my why im glad im a only child
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Comments (97)
coler_27 11
They need a "she deserved it" option
aedar 16
Considering where you're from this doesn't look like that big of a problem. Good luck whichever side you support, greetings from your former neighbour (not neighbours since 1.1.1993) let's see how many people figure it out :)
SalsaVerdeDonut 22
Dude, this is FML not history class. Nobody cares or has the patience to figure it out.
bapbap_fml 15
Having your car stolen is still a problem no matter where you live. If you live in an area of conflict it may be an even bigger issue if you need to leave the area for your own safety at some point and your vehicle is missing.
XxDanno316xX 27
I think it's time for a hiding spot for your spare keys. Fyl op
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Why would she lie about it?
SPN_lover666 27
Because OP's sister is an asshole. Sometimes there isn't a reason for it
VeganVampyre 27
No, there's a reason. The reason is that she stole OP's car and didn't want to admit it and get in trouble. Just like any small child breaking the rules.
MdMan2 23
This is one of the FML's where I have to sit and think about what the hell is wrong with OP's sibling.
GreekYogurt 26
She deserved it for lying and taking your car without asking.
beeferjay 34
um your sister needs to be locked up, for her and your safety
DeathofCareBear 21
Sounds like your sister is an idiot.
Cayers97 12
How is this an fml honestly its awesome I would be happy if my sister was that dumb
Eliiara 11
Wow! Your sister deserved that. What did she expect? I'm sorry that you can't even trust an immediate family member.