Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, my father called the cops saying I stole his car. It's my car, but his name is on the title. Why did he report it stolen? Because rather than taking him to a bar and being his designated driver, I went to a job interview. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
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Top comments
Tommy214 20
that's her fault, technically she did steal ot saying that she never had it
mattiscg 22
this is my why im glad im a only child
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Comments (97)
enzozo101 8
so many people on here are downvote hungry like theres actually some funny jokes but yall too mature omg
aecribb 14
I read this as cat the first time and I was very confused. I think I need some sleep
PhinIt2WinIt 24
I wonder why she wants to borrow it so bad that she needs to steal it.
MurderMelons 29
Don't worry, OP. You're right and she's very wrong! Just tell the truth and if people don't believe you then they're not worth your time anyway. But I hope your sister has learned to always tell the truth from now on!
Dexter83_fml 17
Keep the phone record that you made to prove that you made the call to her. She still took the car without your consent she only has herself to blame
fabcade 14
she had it and lied about it. that is stealing. let her sit in jail for a few
RealSuperSand 21
No cure for stupidity. She deserves it 100%. Maybe next time she'll either ask permission before using your car first, or have learned her lesson about lying to you about it at least.
TomeDr 25
Your sister has a warped sense of morality!
chuchusheep 19
ha that serves her right! I'd just be telling everyone the truth. its her fault.
magickiss87 22
She deserved it. Technically she did steal your car and I'd she had just owned up to taking it, she wouldn't have been arrested. She set herself up. Maybe next time she'll think twice before doing it again!