Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, my father called the cops saying I stole his car. It's my car, but his name is on the title. Why did he report it stolen? Because rather than taking him to a bar and being his designated driver, I went to a job interview. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
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Tommy214 20
that's her fault, technically she did steal ot saying that she never had it
mattiscg 22
this is my why im glad im a only child
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Comments (97)
worldclassrager 41
Is it that hard to say that she had it?
MRSwick2525 23
Apparently it is that hard for OPs sister to say she had it. Seems that she is constantly asking to use her vehicle and was sick of hearing NO from OP, so the next best thing was to steal it and lie about its whereabouts. Well I wish I could have seen the look on her face when the Police pulled her over!!!!! Sooooooooooo Priceless I bet.
Szaszaspasz 26
Your car didn't go missing, your sister stole it.
leogachi 15
@25 Thank you, Captain Obvious.
ViviMage 40
She had the car, by not admitting she borrowed it, she set herself up. FHL
leogachi 15
@27 No, not **** her life. That implies sympathy and she doesn't deserve any.
guii_fml 24
I want to backhand your sister so hard
aukaylaheath 16
That's her own fault. She set herself up she's the one who said she didn't have it.
rocker_chick23 27
Tell her that if she wasn't a thief and a liar, the police would have never been called and she should own up to her mistakes instead of blaming everybody but herself
GeorgiaBea 28
Tell that bitch to take the bus.
Tonymac617 16
Umm And how is your sister getting the keys again?? To the OP you DEFINITELY deserve it!
SPN_lover666 27
Did you miss the part that OP's sister stole the keys and stole the car? OP probably hid them, but the sister still found them
bapbap_fml 15
I can't even understand your train of logic. OP's sister steals OP's car keys and car without her permission yet it's OP's fault? You'd think your car keys should be safe in your own home, you shouldn't have to hide your things from family members. The problem is solely caused by OP's sister being a liar and a thief.
laden_swallow09 35
And the only people who would support the sister here are likely if not always liars and thieves. Sounds like 33 needs some professional counseling.
ThePaperDragon 31
Reading things like this make me love being an only child.
zarrganaut 17
Why did she even lie about it in the first place? Fyl, op, and she deserved it.