Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
If it can fit in a lotion bottle, I'm assuming it was too small for you to see too much anyway.
cpucooler 4
Your skin has been really smooth and silky lately though, right?
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Comments (87)
olpally 33
Lol, sorry penguinbitch... Haha.. I'll stop! :D
smallshaft 10
I haven't killed anyone! Don't blame me!
DerekCorbett 18
And you wonder why the same bottle's lasted for years...
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
No wonder your brother has been smelling so good lately...
Blue329 15
Well that's an awkward situation
awebb21 7
So that's how the lotion keeps on refilling itself
adelaz 0
That's sad hi penis can fit into a cap of a bottle
ositoakaluis 16
Dam I've been using the lotion wrong
amerikaninfidel 2
Nice technique, I'll have to remover this one.
geod69 8
Next time buy the cheap stuff