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By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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TipOfTheHat 10

Monday 21 November 2011 18:50

It's an expression! Your not actually supposed to do that!

xxcreativedreame 5

Monday 21 November 2011 18:51

Wow. It takes a REAL loser to do that. Seriously.

Comments

Mr25_fml 14

Monday 21 November 2011 22:56

YOU sir, fail at LIFE

ExhaustedLove 0

Monday 21 November 2011 23:03

Poor Baby :(

madgrinchhatter 12

Monday 21 November 2011 23:09

Was it as easy as it is supposed to be?

21jason 9

Monday 21 November 2011 23:27

Your an Ahole u deserve to eat crap..ever see the human centipede?

screamo_neve 12

Tuesday 22 November 2011 19:55

Oh god...

DarylAndrew 2

Monday 21 November 2011 23:28

That's disgraceful

ScrapperDoggie 4

Monday 21 November 2011 23:42

Does he eat her heart AFTER he comes? Also, would it be masturbation or intercourse?

WaitAndBleed01 0

Monday 21 November 2011 23:44

That's horrible :(

jaff23 11

Monday 21 November 2011 23:49

You pussy

FML_accounT123 5

Monday 21 November 2011 23:56

Was it easy?

Strafeh 9

Monday 21 November 2011 23:57

Steal it from an orphan. What can they do? Tell there parents?

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