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Candy Andy

By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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By Fatass - 18/04/2014 05:37 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML

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By BrokeAndHungry - 24/07/2016 17:05 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

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By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By love you too mommy - 27/01/2014 19:26 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML

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You deserved it 1 536

By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 43 509

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 14/12/2022 18:00

Today, I was pretending to be a mom with my friends, and I was joking how I bought them candy and that it cost me an arm and a leg, only to realize that the cashier only had one arm. FML

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The sleepwalkers are at it again!

By sierra - 11/03/2021 02:02

Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML

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You deserved it 333

By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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You deserved it 6 012

By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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You deserved it 3 068

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Top comments

TipOfTheHat 10

Monday 21 November 2011 18:50

It's an expression! Your not actually supposed to do that!

xxcreativedreame 5

Monday 21 November 2011 18:51

Wow. It takes a REAL loser to do that. Seriously.

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zembof 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 18:26

Fatty

sonic19951 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 18:55

If candy is bad 4 babys,, Isnt stealing candy from a baby actually a good thing?

Seduisant 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:11

You're terrible.

Giocoso 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:06

Okay that's just mean... Get your own. Your old enough to go to the store on your own.

hyden121 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 7:11

Dang politicians...

sk8erd 15

Thursday 24 November 2011 8:30

you coulda just took the candy bar or whatever and took a small bite out of it then gave it back and tell the kid "ill pay you back later" even tho babies are not mature enough to talk or understand. JK never steal again

pinklaf9 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 9:51

Be gone evil villain!!!

doogy15 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 19:01

When you gotta eat you gotta eat lol

Teehee123654_fml 0

Friday 25 November 2011 0:04

your an ahole... what type of sick minded freak steals candy from a baby?

shots1996 8

Friday 25 November 2011 1:27

You do realise that you arent supposed to really do that? And that you are a pile of scum for doin somethin to a baby that cant so much as defend itself? Get a job and buy some food! Dont be a theif cause there aint nothin worse that a theif

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