Insects and Technology: Calling all stations

Damn crickets can find their way in. Not that hard. Can even come in on your clothes. Hard to track them down once they're in too. Can hide almost anywhere.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 8 September 2012 4:24

maybe they're "dirty" come hither noises

jmcr 27

Saturday 8 September 2012 4:29

Well what else dis you think was going to happen? Lol

klx125cross 9

Saturday 8 September 2012 4:29

What where the odds of that happening?

Bemilu 4

Saturday 8 September 2012 4:32

Those 'cricket noises' are mating calles. Why do you act so surpised when they show up?

ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Saturday 8 September 2012 4:41

More importantly, what's the name of the app?

destroyer69 0

Saturday 8 September 2012 4:57

No it is not, the crickets are attracted to the sound. It never rains frogs, that is ridiculous.

Samandra 4

Saturday 8 September 2012 5:03

Use headphones?

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