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By Gurl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Dublin

Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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Top comments

rhaemese 9

well looks like you won't need that app anymore..

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zingline89 18

I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman

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Comments

laylay33 6

Maybe you should try to invent a hot girl app and play that noise an see what happens(-;

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Rddvl 11

Please tell me what a "hot girl" noise sounds like? I'm dying to know.

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mfischer 17

62 - I was just thinking that. It's not like hot girls make noises that are particularly different than any other woman.

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laylay33 6

Okay I get it can you stop being obnoxious and shit. I think you made your point

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olpally 32

It's the first of seven plagues invented by apple... Don't download the rest of the apps op!

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3pi 6

Now u don't need the app anymore!

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SupaHotFire 4

Imagine what would have happened if you went with dolphin noises instead 0_o

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outoftown 26

#3, Just the sound. The real ones are too crunchy underfoot, and you can't turn them off. *chirp, chirp. crunch, crunch*

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one11oh 2

Now you have the sound with the app :)

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testestestes123 4

Sounds like you didn't stop using it when you heard the first cricket

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Wishez 12

Op probably just wanted the app for white noise

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skibutter 1

yes, because people always play cricket noises at night..

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Tuesdays76 0

#60, Me too. Any sounds of nature playing in the background helps me sleep. It's not as good as the real thing, like when I'm camping, but still lovely.

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