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By Gurl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Dublin

Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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rhaemese 9

well looks like you won't need that app anymore..

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zingline89 18

I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman

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lexieloumommy2 6

It's called an orchestra of crickets not a hoard!

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yeongji 31

.. I wonder what message the app is sending out in cricket language.

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cpucooler 4

"Horny single crickets in your area want to meet you!" is probably what the message is.

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zandalee 19

It's saying, "party at Gurl's place!!"

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RentaName 15

Well I guess you no longer need the app. You can listen to hundreds of crickets live. It shouldn't bother you too much since you've been listening to them on an app.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Now I'm picturing a 1950s rock-and-roll band keeping you awake by singing "That'll Be the Day."

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