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By Gurl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Dublin

Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 704
You deserved it 29 139

Top comments

well looks like you won't need that app anymore..

zingline89 18

I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman

Comments

bigtime_rocker 11

Awesome app-quality! Great if you own a hungry iguana or chameleon

download an app that makes girl or guy sounds;)

You sound gorgeous! Am so old I have a daughter who I love sooo much who is your age... Keep up the good work being fabulous!!! Xx

Why would you want to listen to cricket noises at night? Hahah

I feel sooo bad for you. I don't get why people voted "you deserved it" I mean, it's creepy when the room is dead silent.

76 - the app is called white noise. There's a variety of different sounds you can choose to help you sleep. My favorites are the pouring rain and the crickets. :)

SneezyC 15

I bet there's an app for that .

I suffer from tinnitus and have downloaded similar apps (cricket noise, rain sounds) to block it and help me sleep.

How did the crickets get inside your house/apartment? Do you leave your door open all the time or something? YDI.

ideasrule 13

A cricket's chirp is its mating call. You're surprised that crickets show up when they hear their mating song?