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By Gurl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Dublin

Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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Top comments

rhaemese 9

well looks like you won't need that app anymore..

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zingline89 18

I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman

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BeachBum63 0

It happened to me too...:/ Now I can't get rid of them...

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BayAreaBum 1

Looks like you won't need that apps anymore. LoL

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rise182punkz 8

Why would you let Crickets into your house?

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FeroniaMoonscyth 2

If I'm not mistaken, crickets chirp to attract mates... You now have a roomful of horny crickets.

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lmspires 1

Download an app that makes bird noises and scare all the crickets away

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Inediblepeaches 15

Am I the only one who noticed the unnecessary comma between 'night' and 'has'?

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Vixen_Vicious 4

Should have just gone for a white noise generator OP

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Crickets are actually very invasive; I'd be careful if I were you! :O

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