Insects and Technology: Calling all stations

Calling all stations

By Gurl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Dublin

Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML

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rhaemese 9

Saturday 8 September 2012 2:13

well looks like you won't need that app anymore..

zingline89 18

Saturday 8 September 2012 2:18

I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman

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eboy32 2

Saturday 8 September 2012 8:09

Which all is that?

aznbabeelicious 5

Saturday 8 September 2012 8:10

And I am hearing the cricket sounds as I lay here on my bed right now... o.O

Hiphuray4peas 27

Saturday 8 September 2012 8:31

That's awesome. I'm curious about what app! (It'll help me with my collection project for my entomology class!)

urbanimpression 6

Saturday 8 September 2012 8:31

Haha that's awesome! I set my text alert to be crickets and at work I hear the crickets chirp when my phone goes off it's crazy!

ObeyStudKing 4

Saturday 8 September 2012 10:26

Say hello to your new neighbors

zandalee 19

Saturday 8 September 2012 12:06

Actually raining frogs has actually happened lots and lots of times. Keep up!

Bluskyhunter 0

Saturday 8 September 2012 13:15

Simple. Step one: delete app Step two: call exterminator You're welcome

Steffi 26

Saturday 8 September 2012 16:37

Put your phone in the garden, and turn the app on there, they should hopefully go outside then.

slurshies 11

Saturday 8 September 2012 16:49

86-doesn't the sound of pouring rain make you have to pee?? I tried using that once and I almost peed myself O.O

epiikgangster11 2

Saturday 8 September 2012 17:10

I hate crickets

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