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By Spadiethestar - 31/07/2009 08:36 - France

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Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
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skiBOAT 0

People on this site have shit luck with relationships...

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MrCanoe 5

Sue the bastard, that's defamation of character

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yeagerdarling 0

ALL YOU BRITS AND EUROPEANS SHOULD BE ON YOUR KNEES THANKING THE US FOR SAVING YOUR ASS IN WWI AND WWII. MOST OF YOU WOULDN'T BE ALIVE TODAY. SHOW SOME RESPECT YOU PANZIES.

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4ube_fml 6

Yeah, but without us (i'm french) you wouldn't have the statue of liberty, and you wouldn't have a free country either. Like a bunch of colons got rid of England all alone with 'bravery'. Right. YOU should thank US for being a free country in the first place.

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cherlana32 0

Yes, thank you so much for allowing us to replicate your statue.

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midwestjerk 0

#120 - You're kidding, right? The Statue of Liberty was a gift to the United States to mark our centennial. While it's true that the US is responsible for the base on which the statue sits, we didn't "replicate" anything.

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cherlana32 0

That is true, but it is a copy of the original statue which is in France. I realize now my comment made it seem like I think we made the statue, or something. The point is, I hardly think we should be required to be eternally grateful to another country simply because we owe a statue to them, even though it is an important symbol, etc.

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19lollipop96 0

BRAVO NUMBER 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nightfallz 0

ydi unless you can prove it. then fyl and you can take him to court.

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AdamGD 0

How the hell did this arguments about countries happen???

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Indiana_fml 4

Hehe, half of the page's comments are buried. I think we missed something here...

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Superadie 0

Ok, I'm gonna did my best to answer to every one: -No the photos are not very realistic: not the same skin color and so on..(I refuse to have pictures of me naked or such: it will always come back to bite you in the ass.) Turn out that what he had not he made up.. - Yes it still hurt cause he did it knowing my parents are really conservative -He is my EX boyfriend cause I caught him cheating on me and I broke up as fast as I could : he stole me some cash while getting his stuff back for my place, confirming that it was a good idea to get out of the relationship - I really really hope to catch him in a dark corner and kick him in the nuts till they go up in his throat then kick him some more! Last but not least: I'm french and doing my best in English: American, sorry if it's not very understandable

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4ube_fml 6

T'inquiète pas, franchement tu te débrouilles bien... Bon quelques fautes de conjugaison ici et là mais rien de catastrophique, surtout quand on voit certains skyblogs et comment beaucoup de nos francophones écrivent leur propre langue... Chez les anglais aussi, ils ont aussi leurs kévins ! XD

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monnanon 13

OP i hope you do catch him, he deserves all that is coming to him

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Wolff24 0

What an effin weasel, he will get his! What goes around comes around!

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visage 0

Shouldn't have been a bitch and left him, huh?

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butteredbuns 0

was that your post a couple weeks ago?

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