Poopoo peepee and Health: Butterfingers - FML

Butterfingers

By caqi33 - 08/03/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By heck - 12/08/2016 13:57

Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML

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By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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Messed up

By socal000 - 20/10/2011 12:04 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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Buggi_fml 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:45

You did

bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:49

Urine trouble now.

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penguinluv123_fml 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 10:27

Which, essentially, you did.

jarrettd 27

Sunday 17 July 2011 13:36

well literaly you did ha

Super_Salo 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:43

Technically you did

Splayd 10

Tuesday 6 September 2011 23:21

Does it really matter whether or not the pee came from inside your pants or outside your pants? You still have pee. On your pants. That's the only thing that matters.

music87 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 8:32

You indirectly pissed your pants. That takes major talent. :)

zycrone 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 7:59

you did piss yourself, just not in the traditional sense. Even got it on your crotch...

lenor_fml 7

Friday 27 July 2012 7:32

Probably smells like you did too...

alexlovescandy 3

Saturday 27 October 2012 18:53

And smells like it to. :]

laylay33 6

Monday 19 November 2012 20:18

And smells^^^

whatafuckup 14

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:32

technically u did pee urself :p

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