Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
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Buggi_fml 0
You did
bigbadtim 7
Urine trouble now.
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Comments (113)
LunaNstars 0
were you pissed at yourself?
morty356 0
damn
denvan 0
You did piss on yourself, you should be very pissed about it. Maybe try a funnel next time.
Hitomi_fml 10
Wouldn't it have been easier to skip the whole sample and just pee you're pants, since the outcome is pretty much the same :p
CallMeHush 1
Uh, you did piss yourself, just not the same way normal people do.
domosumo 0
You're lucky it wasn't a semen sample.
savfd645 7
you sorta did op. it doesn't matter how you do it. you still pissed on yourself
Willem91 0
How is it possible that I agree, your life sucks get 3000 votes more than You deserved it? Seriously, he takes a piss and drops it on his pants? Think about it !
slantyshanty 7
you did piss yourself.
HomeAl0ne 20
Cheer up, it could have been a semen sample.