Painful and Health: But… why?

But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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By halfasleep - 27/03/2012 14:00 - United States - New Haven

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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Wrong drugs

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

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By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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Freak out

By LaurenB - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Epping

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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Adding injury to injury

By BeLoud13 - 11/09/2022 07:30

Today, I took cough syrup for a miserable COVID sore throat and harsh cough. It went down the wrong tube, and now I'm coughing worse, trying to get it out of my lungs. It hurts. FML

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airforce987 20

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:57

how would putting mouthwash in your nose clear mucus? I've never heard of that before.

gatorsgirl 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:57

boy you are a dumb shit!

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TheHexagon 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:32

Let me remind you, Yahoo Answers isn''t a doctor, k?

CheyLoveJones858 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:47

I probably would of done that too. But I'm blonde. So I 'kinda' have an excuse:)

Allyb321 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:11

y the hell would you be stupid enough to create that brilliant idea?

Allyb321 0

Friday 8 July 2011 17:49

they weren't the dumbasses, it's HIM!

slipperykricket 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:21

your parents deserve it for smoking pot while they were pregnant with you

XScarlet 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 21:59

hahahahaha!!! that's the dumbest thing I've read today

alexistheboss365 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 22:11

""mouth"" wash don't see the word nose anywhere

Rikkai 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 23:23

Great job. You're redefining the mouthwash industry. It's called MOUTHwash for a reason.

jgam013727_fml 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:12

I hope it Burns! you're a dumb ass. next time you afrin nasal spray.

camelspanker69 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:50

idiot!!!

amiemariej 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:59

I don't think I've ever seen so many YDI votes lol over 17,000

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