Today, my girlfriend’s brother FaceTimed her from Brazil to talk about his business. This wouldn’t be a big deal, but we were in the middle of our fourth reschedule attempt to celebrate my birthday. I was sitting naked next to her when she took the call, and she sees no problem. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she’s visiting her male friend for her birthday. I told her I’m fine with it, but I'm really not. She’s going to spend a few days with him. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend that she was tanning naked. I replied saying I wished I was there to make tanning more fun. She replied saying that its ok because Kevin was there. My girlfriend was tanning naked with another guy over. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My brother's girlfriend gave me a few snide comments about the choice of music and my dress. Then she teased me about not having a boyfriend. By the way, I haven't had a relationship in five years because I'm still traumatized from past domestic abuse. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
You should have started jumping on the bed behind her.
BrizBurry 10
in most countries nudity isn't something to hide or be embarrassed about, those countries also have stronger family bonds, I think this is a small ethnic gap you might have to come to terms with. seems an overlap like this might only be situational
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
You should have started jumping on the bed behind her.
gigamesh 8
sounds like she planned it that way if it's the fourth attempt
jkjorn 18
I think I know how you wanted to celebrate.. curse you, Facetime cockblock!
Nico97 3
you need to communicate and not seeth. let her know how you feel and how disrespectful she is acting. if she doesn’t take it well time to reevaluate the relationship. putting up with a lack of respect long term only leads to problems
BrizBurry 10
in most countries nudity isn't something to hide or be embarrassed about, those countries also have stronger family bonds, I think this is a small ethnic gap you might have to come to terms with. seems an overlap like this might only be situational