Today, my wife wanted sex, but dropped the bomb that she wants another baby, because our other kids are grown up now. This ruined the sexy vibe we had going and now she’s mad at me for not wanting sex, and for not wanting another baby when we barely survived parenting the other three. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as usual, my wife only wants to have sex to reproduce. As soon as she falls pregnant, the shop is closed. She doesn't care about my sexual needs, saying if I was really that horny, I should go sleep with some else. I'm not that guy and if I do get the guts to do so, I‘m afraid she will hold it against me, and take the kids and our savings. FML
Today, after 6 years not wanting kids, my wife suddenly wants them with a desperation I’ve only seen in the drug addicts I work with wanting their fix. I still don’t want children, so now we just don’t have sex because I can’t trust her to take her contraceptives, or somehow tamper with my condoms. FML
Today, my wife and I have been fighting, and she's threatening divorce. Why? Because I don't want to have a second kid. We cannot afford another one. FML
Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML
Today, my wife changed her mind on us having kids, because her eight year-old son said he liked being an only child. She says that my devastated and angry reaction is incredibly unattractive and immature, and that I need to accept compromise. FML
Today, my husband and I got into yet another fight because he wants a second kid and I don't. One kid is enough for any family but he won't listen. FML
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Dumbum123 19
Bare in mind, that I've only heard this from other dudes but apparently some women get nostalgia-goggles when contemplating having another kid. It may help to remind her, GENTLY, mind you, of what it was really like. She may come to realize she no longer wants another child. Of course, if I'm wrong, inform me so and I will apologise. But I'll leave the comment up for future idiots to see where I went wrong, maybe.
Chazzster 32
One word - “Vasectomy”.
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Dumbum123 19
Bare in mind, that I've only heard this from other dudes but apparently some women get nostalgia-goggles when contemplating having another kid. It may help to remind her, GENTLY, mind you, of what it was really like. She may come to realize she no longer wants another child. Of course, if I'm wrong, inform me so and I will apologise. But I'll leave the comment up for future idiots to see where I went wrong, maybe.
SimplyKate909 3
This is so true. Sad to see them grow up. And as a mom I can say you definitely forget the shitty parts. 😅
Vesi 30
For real, look up "reborn" babies. They are extremely lifelike baby dolls that are perfect for situations like this.
RichardPencil 32
Time to bring your pull-out game out of mothballs. If you had mothballs, would you and your wife conceive a Mothman?
EricForman 8
Bring up grandkids to look forward to.
Chazzster 32
One word - “Vasectomy”.
SimplyKate909 3
Definitely remind her of what it’s like to parent the tiny ones. Newborns are adorable but they grow into tiny terrors. I think most women (myself included) forget the struggle and just miss the cute and sweet parts of having babies/small children. Also remind her pregnancy sucks!