Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
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Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Last week my coworker, who I sit next to 5 days a week, returned to work after bereavement maternity leave. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, I fell down some stairs and broke my ankle. At the hospital, a nurse asked how far along I was and boom, one ultrasound later, I’m actually pregnant. I had to then convince multiple doctors that I did not in fact throw myself down the stairs trying to cause miscarriage before they’d let me go home. FML
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML
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TheIndieStar 7
Yeah, because it's impossible to get pregnant when using protection.
SinaStar 0
Its called 'Protection'. Next time use it.
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Comments (44)
stayc0103 0
really?!? ydi there are people out there trying to get pregnant and can't and your complaining about being pregnant. yeah f you!
SisyphereanTask 2
As someone who got pregnant (after years of trying) via fertility treatments I think I'm in a good position to say: It's her body, if she's unhappy about being pregnant that's her right.
mintcar 10
At least the baby didn't pop out while using the toilet or while going on a relaxing camping trip like it always does on the show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" on Discovery Health.
stayc0103 0
really #26 that's just not right...atleast she could give it up for adoption others could benefit from her being pregnant. instead of killing a living baby! they have heart beats and dreams inside the womb if that's not a living thing then I guess we are all dead.
mikejunior88 4
thats actually kinda cool
fearfulsymmetry 1
Stop pushing your anti-abortion beliefs on people. No one is suggesting she JUST abort it. She can keep it for herself, give it up for adoption, OR abort it. She has a CHOICE.
SecureReflex 0
Clothes hanger...
weaverald 4
wow. sry you had to find out that way, but at least you know if you want that career. congratulations btw! :D
SisyphereanTask 2
just under 7 billion actually, we'll probably hit 7 in 2011
poi6254 0
If this is going to be your future career, get the job title right. Medical imaging personnel are technologists, not technicians. We don't fix anything, we are trained in a technology.
Shadow_Phantom 26
That f*cking sucks. FYL.