Boiling point

By sharky - 05/10/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML
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Nightwing98 22

Wait doesn't everybody keep their tea kettle there?

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IOmnomHard 10

That's when he gets a frying pan to the balls when he's sleeping.

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xSunnyOlivia 17

Well you're awake now!

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sargeantbilko 5

pee in his underwear drawer

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DerpyDerper 7

That's why I kick doors open.

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CuriousAlien 7

I hope this isn't the same roommate that threw that brick down the laundry chute.

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tinysocks 11

Asshat, in this case, may be better than teakettlehat, or at least less painful!

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JonDubb 2

Who the **** says "asshat"

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inkd_up_d 0

That's when you knock the livin shit out of your roommate and start looking for a new place to live. Plus... DON'T DECIDE TO LIVE WITH AN IDIOT UA DUMBASS

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stoptrying 9

So.. your response in this situation is to get charged with assault? Boy, aren't you a smart one.

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theangelfromhell 6

Sorry OP, I can't stop laughing at the scenario. I gotta say though that it sucks to be you. I know I'd be the same way if it were to happen to me.

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