By Anonymous - 28/09/2016 13:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML
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DashPlays 18

Heat proof means heat won't go through it and burn your hand on the inside. It still heats up on the outside.

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_Shake_n_Bake__ 11

I think your house is trying to tell you something... It's time to pack your bags, the next thing you know a girl is going to be crawling out of your TV late at night.

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sexbangit 13

Just because something says 'heat-proof'. Why would you decide to test it with your face?

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DashPlays 18

Heat proof means heat won't go through it and burn your hand on the inside. It still heats up on the outside.

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_Shake_n_Bake__ 11

I think your house is trying to tell you something... It's time to pack your bags, the next thing you know a girl is going to be crawling out of your TV late at night.

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tigeresscrazy 12

Ok op what did you do to make your kitchen want to kill you lol I hope things get better soon

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RichardPencil 30

This is why a steady diet of take-out fast food is better for your health. Those low-paid workers still know how to survive homicidal kitchens.

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iheartbreak 8

Waterproof devices still get wet

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Eleora 19

Aww hell nah! Get outta there before it gets worse and the spirit becomes attached to you. Lol jk Get the salt and call Dean and Sam! They'll handle that sh*t real quick.

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mariri9206 32

OP lives in the UK. They don't need Sam and Dean. They need Sherlock or The Doctor.

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Catlover1130 14

lol I was going to say the same thing

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domolovesyoshi 33

I'd rather the Doctor over Sherlock any day.

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