By Anonymous - 28/09/2016 13:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML
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Heat proof means heat won't go through it and burn your hand on the inside. It still heats up on the outside.

I think your house is trying to tell you something... It's time to pack your bags, the next thing you know a girl is going to be crawling out of your TV late at night.

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Just because something says 'heat-proof'. Why would you decide to test it with your face?

When it rains, it pours. Apparently.

Heat proof means heat won't go through it and burn your hand on the inside. It still heats up on the outside.

It's true, because Science.

I didn't know that the new season of Hell's Kitchen started already. At least, Ramsay didn't pop out of your toaster and bellow insults at you.

"THIS SQUID IS SO RAW I CAN STILL HEAR IT TELLING SPONGEBOB TO FUCK OFF!!"

mariri9206 32

You mean at least hasn't yet. lol

If you can't stand the heat....

I think your house is trying to tell you something... It's time to pack your bags, the next thing you know a girl is going to be crawling out of your TV late at night.

species4872 19

Jinx.

Ok op what did you do to make your kitchen want to kill you lol I hope things get better soon

This is why a steady diet of take-out fast food is better for your health. Those low-paid workers still know how to survive homicidal kitchens.

Waterproof devices still get wet