By Playaaa - 14/11/2015 22:08 - United States - Hollister
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Not really much to say. insane austrian with a love for quite a variety of things.
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By Ajax_Teh_Great - 20/10/2015 07:49 - United States
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Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.